wanWan

18 October 2005
My chemistry teacher is not a very approachable person. Hate to say, most of my classmates do not like her by the way she spoke and also by the way she judged us. However, it’s undeniable that she is indeed a very good teacher. She knows the appropriate way of teaching and we are well connected with her lesson in class. Believe it or not, we did not even need any revision book or tuition for chemistry!! The notes that she prepared for us are already good enough. After a month of teaching, something happen between our class and the upper six class and she got very upset by the way we handle the problem. To avoid further misunderstanding between us, my friends and I decided to talk to her and finally, she understood the whole situation. I’m glad that we managed to make it clear for her. From that day onwards, things got better between us and she even started joking around with us in class although she did showed some of her old attitude at us sometimes. Whatever… we have to show our respect to her anyway and like it or not, we need to accept the way she is…..moreover, she is a real dedicate ‘chemist’ teacher who make use of every single minutes and seconds!!!
Hey, below are some of the funny things that she shared with us. Have fun with CHEMISTRY!!!!

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Woman

Symbol:
Wo

Accepted Atomic Weight:
120

Physical Properties:
Boils at nothing and freezes at any minutes
Melts when properly treated
Very bitter if not well used

Occurrence: Found wherever men exist

Chemical Properties:
Possesses a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
Violent reaction when left alone
Able to absorb great amount of food matter
Turn green when placed beside a better specimen

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands






Man

Symbol:
M

Accepted Atomic Weight:
190

Physical Properties:
Freezes at nothing and boils at any minutes
Melts when properly stimulated
Weak when surrounded by attractive ions

Occurrence: Found wherever women exist

Chemical Properties:
Releases great heat when gently approached
Possesses high rate of reaction in the present of enzymes
Turn red when placed beside a better specimen

Caution: Highly explosive in experienced hands

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WOMAN

A woman’s a creature both evil and good,
But, too complicated to be understood.

An angel when loving, a devil when mad,
A woman can make you both happy and sad.

Oh woman, oh woman, whatever can she be?
Whatever she is, she’s necessary.

Afraid of cockroach, she’ll scream at a mouse,
But she’ll tackle a husband as big as a house.

She’ll take him for better.
She’ll take him for worse,
She’ll bust his open,
And then be his nurse.

She’s bashful, deceitful, keen-sighted and blind,
simple and crafty, cruel and kind.

In the morning, she win, in the evening, she won’t,
You’re always a thinking she wins, but she won’t.



MAN

A man is a creature we can’t overlook,
As easy to read as a page in a book.

He’ll boast and he’ll brag of the woman he spurned,
But like a doorknob his head can be turned.

Oh man, oh man,
Any woman will say,
Whatever he is we like him that way.

As strong as an ox, as meek as a pub,
He’s just a small boy who will never grow up.

A leader by day, he can make business hum,
Then wind up by night a woman’s thumb.